Xentales

Diplomacy, I like your style. heh.

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-Buy 51% of the Gates family (microsoft, duh) rent them out for family parties performing as clowns, each having an apple in their mouth.
-Buy EJ a wheelbarrow for his ego.
-Buy plateu a brain. (will only spend a total amount of 6$ on this, but thats 6$ more worth of brain then what he had to begin with.)
-Buy Australia and send all the English prisoners back to england. Evicted. Rejected.
-Buy most of the people in here a life.

Also, visit the US, fulfill the American dream:
1: Buy a bank.
2: Grant myself a huge salary and bonuses. Act surprised when the bank goes down the toilet and keep salary/bonuses.
3: Pleed innocent, get rescued by the state. Grant more salaries and bonuses.
4: Redo 2 as much as possible.
5: Consider myself a true American patriot graduate as contributing to bringing shit on the whole world, including the US itself.

Wait, not done yet.
While I'm still there I gotta practice my right to drive while under the influence, getting a free firearm on opening a check account, being a total jackass and proud of it at the same time by calling it patriotism, expect the rest of the world to think I'm great, and walk into some strange neighbourhood I'm not too found of and invade someones home and act surprised when they're not too happy I'm there.

So how much money have I spent?

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Around $10 million.

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You've overdrawn on hypocrisy and egotism. Go bankrupt and die.

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sunshine creature with eyes like the sky