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Author:  <3 Matt <3 [ 02 Aug 2016 08:14 ]
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Have you ever gotten so angry at someone or something that you manage to pop an erection?
Was going to go to my doctor about this but figured Xentales was a more certified place for such a question.

Story: I was out in the park (outside an elementary school) playing Pokemon go with the rest of the cool kids, for those who are familiar with pokestops, near mentioned park were 3 side by side pokestops, fully lured.
I had a 10km egg ready to hatch, and a wild Porygon appeared, used a great ball plus raspberry to catch this rarely seen beast, hit it, it popped out, and ran off, then after that was raged after, my egg hatched, got a f- eevee.
In which case I was near kids, so profanity was something I didn't want to resort to, so I screamed, threw my pokephone into the grass (phone is fine FYI, no need to call the phone police) and proceeded to scream out PG profanities, such as: What the flip is this gatbage!

Long story short, my immense rage caused a raging hard on.

Help Xentales M.D.

Author:  Doffen [ 02 Aug 2016 10:05 ]
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Author:  Kay [ 03 Aug 2016 18:04 ]
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Think I just had a stroke, could you repeat that please?

Author:  Bill Nye [ 03 Aug 2016 18:12 ]
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Author:  <3 Matt <3 [ 04 Aug 2016 09:19 ]
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Now i have an awkward boner.

Author:  Bill Nye [ 04 Aug 2016 12:32 ]
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I just have the regular kind after searching Orlando bloom today

Author:  <3 Matt <3 [ 04 Aug 2016 12:38 ]
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Author:  Bill Nye [ 04 Aug 2016 14:04 ]
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NSFW
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Author:  <3 Matt <3 [ 04 Aug 2016 15:46 ]
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... i so knew Spencer was gay

Author:  Bill Nye [ 04 Aug 2016 18:33 ]
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Do you slip it in many that aren't?

Author:  <3 Matt <3 [ 05 Aug 2016 01:22 ]
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A few times... Do believe they consider that "prison rape"



Author:  Doffen [ 05 Aug 2016 15:40 ]
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Author:  Doffen [ 05 Aug 2016 15:43 ]
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