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 Post subject: Lemons and ka-ka
PostPosted: 08 Aug 2006 01:35 
havent written in this forum for a while, cba to check when leiks last entry was.

made almost 800$ (£340ish) selling off my xeni-shit. half is going to sam soon as it hits my bank since the gear was half his.

went on play.com earlier to get a couple stephen king books i dont have (i have over 40 currently) then hit the dvd section, oops, i could have spent all the money in there. managed to limit myself to Taken (stephen spielbergs small screen series, aliens aliens and more aliens, woot) and Kingdom hospital (stephen kings 13-part series). both kicked ass on TV, cant wait to see the DVD extras. so there goes a little over £50.

its half 6 am, ive not slept yet. not even tired.

had a convo with my bro earlier. i said that im gonna save half this money for after i move house with my parents (yes, 20 years old, still living at home, laugh it up. i get my washing done, my food cooked, no bills, and only have to put up with my dads occasional rants). my brother went on to mention how i cant even hold down a job 2 minutes away from my house, let alone using this money and whatever i manage to save from my job after i move to get a motorbike. well, him, his gf and their f- baby live at his house, yet he still felt it was okay to waste his last paycheck at the f- casino he works at on the day he got it.

and he has the cheek to talk to me about responsibilities?!

end of rant. bored now. bed time soon, have to force myself to sleep.

CANT WAIT FOR THESE DVD'S!!!


Last edited by Assbags on 10 Mar 2007 10:18, edited 3 times in total.

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PostPosted: 09 Aug 2006 21:47 
I want a Sony Mylo right now.


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PostPosted: 13 Aug 2006 11:16 
Ive told sam tons of times not to f- leave the country on me and what does he do? books a one way ticket to the other side of the world! bastard!

ah well, he has to do what he has to do. good luck to you sam-o. just watch your step in Oz.


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PostPosted: 13 Aug 2006 17:08 
holy shit e-fix confuddleses me!


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PostPosted: 27 Aug 2006 23:12 
its time for some music:

Iain Mackintosh is all ive listened to for the last few days, everything on Risks and roses is great:


If i had a boat:

If I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat

If I were Roy Rogers
I'd sure enough be single
I couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale
It'd just be me and trigger
We'd go riding through them movies
Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail

And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat

The mystery masked man was smart
He got himself a Tonto
'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto he was smarter
And one day said kemo sabe
Kiss my ass I bought a boat
I'm going out to sea

And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat

And if I were like lightning
I wouldn't need no sneakers
I'd come and go wherever I would please
And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree
And I'd scare 'em by the light pole
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea

And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat


amazing.

Added after 3 minutes:

another from Iain Mackintosh, about getting old and how young people have no sympathy apparently:

Cheeky Young Lad

A cheeky young lad took the rise out of me
So I clipped his ear, I was twenty-three
And I laughed when he ran, said that he'd tell his dad
'Cause I'd done the same when I was a boy
When cheeking grown-ups was a young lad's joy
But you never let on that you'd gone and done anything bad

A cheeky young lad took the mick out of me
So I chased him off I was thirty-three
And I got close enough to see the tear in his eye
And I said if you talk like that once more
I'll tell your dad and you'll get what for
But I smiled to myself the next time the laddie walked by

Cheeky young lad like I used to be
Cheeky young lad oh why can't you see
Cheeky young lad one day you'll be just like me

A cheeky young lad stood and swore at me
So I swore right back, I was forty-three
And I could give as good as I got any day of the year
But it made me boil and it made me rage
It made me feel every year of my age
And when he stood his ground well I tell you then I found fear

Cheeky young lad like I used to be
Cheeky young lad oh why can't you see
Cheeky young lad one day you'll be just like me

A cheeky young lad came and jostled me
He just pushed right past, I was fifty-three
And when I shouted, Hey he just walked away with a sneer
And I raised my fist but I felt afraid
Of the young lad's swagger and the world we'd made
And I wished it was like it had been just yesteryear

Because a cheeky young lad came and battered me
Took my money and ran and I'm sixty-three
And I wish I was dead instead of being kept alive
Because a cheeky young lad is waiting for me
If ever I get to seventy three
And the next time I don't think I can survive
The cheeky young lad who's waiting for me to arrive


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PostPosted: 04 Sep 2006 00:32 
sam keeps getting me dead. whatagimp.

today on WoW (read sams journal for our latest exploits) we had to get to a chest, which is surrounded by around 10 level 30 enemies. all well and good you might say, well these enemies couldnt just be pulled one by one, oh no. we tried that, and needless to say i didnt like the repair costs.

then we tried just running in, me staying back a little out of aggro, being the priest and main healer. which, again, ended in disaster.

then i came up with a brainwave. what if i run in, get all the monsters to chase me and leg it out as fast as i can, while sam runs in, gets the chest and gets away, i would likely die but then he could do the same for me.

well, we tried it that way, and i pulled it off outstandingly even if i do say so! i put on my damage shield, i put on my heal over time buff, my stamina buff, and i ran in like a trooper. then promptly went screaming out as the monsters broke straight through my damage shield. i just swam away from sam as fast as the waves would allow.

well, soon they got tired of me and ran back to their sunken ship, only to find that sam had ransacked it. so they chased him, but he gave them the slip (f- nerf rogues).

im getting bored of typing now so ill keep it brief. when it was my turn to get the chest sam died...then i died...but i did get the chest. YAY for completing quests 2 levels early for shitty rewards!


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PostPosted: 06 Sep 2006 12:55 
get the f- out of my journal and go read ethics' one!!!


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PostPosted: 08 Sep 2006 23:58 
Andars' Mom is so fat..........insert joke here.


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PostPosted: 22 Sep 2006 23:30 
Amergin, lemmings do not jump off cliffs, walt disneys film crew were evil beings and made them do it. research it and you'll see =D


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PostPosted: 26 Sep 2006 18:18 
your name changes so f- often we never know WHAT to call you.


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PostPosted: 27 Sep 2006 22:07 
what the f- e-fix? Bjorc?! that bitch is CRAZY. its oh so quiet...IT WAS TILL U OPENED YOUR FACE, NOW f- OFF BACK TO ESKIMO LAND YOU f- WHACKJOB!


she scared me.


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PostPosted: 18 Dec 2006 09:37 
testim gel tastes of hair spray


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